Saturday, October 1, 2011
They Just Do Not Make Mao Suits In My Size
Got asked a question yesterday that was hard to answer. Worse yet, it appears that the answer is even harder for others to understand. Wayne asked me why I walked my boar hog on a leash. The answer was so clear to me that the question seemed absurd.
"Because no one else has a boar hog that they can walk on a leash," is the obvious answer.
Wayne rejoined that "no one else wants to walk a boar hog on a leash."
I cannot be held responsible for the rest of the world's intense desire to seek out the bland and the banal.
Perhaps I will be respected more in death. I mean, assuming that the taxidermist does a good job on me.
Now there will be a wall mount that will be both a real ice breaker and conversation piece.
Posted by Steve Edwards